chilli is not ur enemy

old superheros?

2006-08-23T16:15:00.000-07:00

im back baby, my name is kyle miller, and i will be 70 % of your entertainment for the rest of your life.

we now go to the old folks home in masatchusis, this is where all super heros come to to spend the last few years in there life. the spirit in the old folks home is extremely low, as you can see cat woman is taking a nap, the increadible hulk is reading the paper and superman is taking a stroll. there are no heros left in this home. they have all given way for the new superheros like the increadables.

hello chumps and chumpettes

2006-02-19T22:28:00.000-08:00

what i did today

ate a suasage roll
met with the president
argued with the president
killed the president
invented the lightbulb
went to taco bell
started making a 3d model of the planet express ship
left my lunch at home
destroyed some of my enimies
got a death cannon attached to my chest
blew up atlanta
traveled to the future and back

death will soon come to my enemies

2006-02-18T20:17:00.000-08:00

with jims newly aquierd powers he transformed into the spawn of saten. the only thing that could stop him was a jiant nuclear powered elephant robot. soon enough he learned how to fly. Soon enough he got a giant cannon attatched to his chest TO SMITE THOSE WHO DISOBAYED HIM.

jimmy's adventures

2006-02-15T03:30:00.000-08:00

many of you may know this person his name is jim. everyday he goes on wacky adventures. i will know tell you the story of jim and the elephant. he was once an ordinary man untill one day a elephant chased him. soon enough the elephant caught up with jim. but this was no ordanary elephant, it was a radioactive elephant. it soon bit jim, giving supernatural elephant abilities. soon jim could sling webs from his hands and fly. the end

HOLY HELL

2005-11-08T18:11:00.000-08:00

HOLY HELL LOOK AT THIS

Song of the day

2005-10-30T01:45:00.000-08:00

the song of the day today is (((cleaning out my closet-EMINEM)))

song of the day

2005-10-16T04:37:00.000-07:00

now this is one of the greatest songs you will ever hear ((((( i think im turning japanese by the vapours)))))

Jimmys at it again

2005-10-15T00:10:00.000-07:00

I told you to give into jimmy, BUT NOOO, you had to be a bunch of jackoffs and not listen to me, jimmy took over the pentagon and now hes trying to get into NASA. this is horrible soon jimmy and his army of radioactive super apes will destroy the earth our only hope now is to send the US army at them with all we got. our chances are slim BUT there is a light at the end of the tunnle. soon jimmy will have the resources he needs to become the most powerful radioactive super ape there ever was and nothing will be able to stop him if we dont try to stop him now, we will soon be experiancing the apokolips or even WORLD WAR TWELVE.

last night

2005-10-14T20:50:00.000-07:00

i had the coolest dream last night. thats why im writing about it. at the start i was a lego man, and an assasan also, my boss gave me a job the job was to kill some guy, on the way i picked up a machine gun. when i got there he was standing there...... looking at me with his cold lego eyes. then i jumped in the air and did matrix shooting him rapidly. then at the end of the dream i was laughing evily it was the coolest dream.

NEW!!!!!!

2005-10-14T20:24:00.000-07:00

im here to introduce something new to this website its called song of the day it will tell you which music rules and if you get a song that never appears on this website it SUCKS.

SONG OF THE DAY

\\\\\\\\Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood////////

if this doesn't scare you nothing will

2005-10-14T20:05:00.000-07:00

this is a mutant sock monkey it is so horrible that even when its sleeping it's killing people, it lives on a diet consisting only of tacos this tacos a so spicey that if one drop of the syrip drops in you're mouth you will explode. we must try to destroy the mutant sock monkey. its only weekness is bad tasting tacos if it eats one it will fall on its back and it will not be able to get up.

brendans post

2005-10-12T20:39:00.000-07:00

i highly recomend if you like this picture you should go to brendans website www.fatcakes.blogspot.com it is a high improvment on mine but stick around because i will come up with alotm more posts

what would brian boitano do?

2005-10-12T00:51:00.000-07:00

many people have seen the south park movie in it there is an intreasting song, its called what would brian boitano do? this may be the greatest song in the world.

looks can be decieving

2005-10-10T17:39:00.000-07:00

this is micheal shaw he is a mass maniac anf has tried to kill many inocent school children with his armys of black liquid death if you see this man/woman report it to this number 1800 55 1800. do not trust this person your life may be at risk.

the man and his pie

2005-10-10T04:24:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD if you see this man dont get angry he just got home to find that hes wife was eating his pie that took him 2 hours to bake. this is no ordanary pie its magic. and she ate it he was so angry that he made another pie........ then she ate it again then he looked like this he got so angry that he hexed the next pie he made. then when she ate it she didnt die instead she got more pies. and in the end he died. he was pie deprived

um....

2005-10-05T23:33:00.000-07:00

i just got bored and payed two guys to do this. there so dumb i only payed them 5 cents, and then i punched them and took it back. yes they are idiots

HE STRIKES AGAIN

2005-09-29T21:43:00.000-07:00

you may reconise this man as MICHEAL JACKSON and you no he suposedly didnt sexually abuse those children BUT THIS IS PROOF THAT HE LIKES YOUNGER MEN. the sick please dont let this go make micheal jackson pay for his crimes against humanity.

MONKEY MENACE

2005-09-23T02:30:00.000-07:00

this is jimmy, jimmy is a chimp, he is a chimp that sure does like his bananas, when you take his bananas he gets so angry that he tried to take over the world by sending waves after waves of chimpanzees at the pentagon, one time a group of chimpanzees got into the pentagon causing $5,000,000,000 damage. A direct quote from one of the employees at the pentagon " there was chimp poo every where, IT WAS HORRIBLE" some say we should give in to jimmy and his horrible plans and just give him all the bananas he wants if we give into this monkey menace we will be safe, he will offer us his protection.

angry phil

2005-09-22T01:21:00.000-07:00

phillip is a man who likes his beans. he likes his beans so much that he ate three cans of beans in 30 seconds. that now stands as the world record of beans eaten in 30 seconds. once his mother didnt make him beans for breakfast so he turned into an atomic bomb bigger than the moon. then it exploded destroying the moon

its a chumps world

2005-09-22T00:51:00.000-07:00

a chumps worldis very different to ours, because all they eat is spam and vodka, that means there drunk 24,7 which they dont like very much. once one ate a bowl of porridge and exploded and the rest ran away to there spam piles. the chumps worst enemy is an ass munchkin. the ass munchkin is half the chumps size and live purely on ass juices. once there was a war between the chumps and the ass munchkins. it was so fierce that everyone died exept for one pregnant chump. the average day human evolved from this chump. but you can still see chump instincs in people like when they take all your spam.

the pokemon and the monkey

2005-09-17T21:04:00.000-07:00

this is pikachu this picture may disturb you as its shadow is some what like darth vaders and then there was a monkey these to giant forces battled to the end of time creating giant pools of eggplant syrup. the battled reged on for over 5,000,000 years. many people were killed in the onslaught of these to opposing forces.
..........to be continued

the panda

2005-07-07T20:25:00.000-07:00

this is joe, he is a very fat man, he likes to say YO!, one day joe went on an adventure to netherland and ate a rock this was no ordinary rock it was a magic rock, it gave him magical powers. so he flew all over the world and crashed into a giant panda who had the shadow of darth vader this panda was special joe wondered if he could tame this panda to do his laundry he soon realized that the panda wasnt house trained yet and it ate his brain the end

2005-07-05T23:09:00.000-07:00

one of my favourite bands coldplay there style of music is quite different to some of the stuff you hear on the radio. all the rap crap you hear. pffft, personally i cant stand it. coldplay other good bands are bringing back good music

chewbacca friend of foe

2005-07-04T20:32:00.000-07:00

chewbacca is one of the main characters inj star wars episodes 4 to 6 and he makes a guist appearence on episode 3 he is suposeldly a good character but suspisions believe that he may be plotting against luke and hans solo and that he is a sith lord, maybe they will make an episode seven when luke has to vs chewbacca, the great secret will be for that star wars movie will be that chewbacca is yodas son BUM BUM BAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....

blinded by the darkside

2005-07-04T03:21:00.000-07:00

2005-07-03T19:28:00.000-07:00

owchy. In soccer 20 years ago a man sufered this cronic pain whilst getting booted up the ass. his first word was ouchymuma. as he fell to the ground in pain. i say we should tribute this man as he is a hero for eduring this blow up the but and not killing the guy who kicked him. i know i would have....
this was him after

Futurama

2005-07-03T19:11:00.000-07:00

this may be the greatest cartoon on the face of the earth but many people dont apreciate its value, as a owner of the season one disk set, since it was canceled of normal television people have asked the question, WHERE IS FUTURAMA. in one episode of the simpsons a random character jumps off a cliff and yells "WHY DID THEY CANCEL FUTURAMA"

2005-07-03T03:43:00.000-07:00

arnt you sick of that utterly discusting show australian idol i propose that the federal government should ban australian idol and that no one should ever speak of it again. and all the crummy idols that came from it should be murdered brutily especially anothony callea

2005-07-03T03:11:00.000-07:00

This shocking picture shows the state of young boys and how they are feeling unnoticed by older women as they stare at this ladies behind they relize how they will never "get some" i say we should give these boys what they want and all of the nerds on earth.

Yodas fame

2005-07-03T02:38:00.000-07:00

with the up coming star wars movie all eys have been put on one of the main characters YODA. he is one of the most popular characters in star wars. while that main characters obi wan konobi and anikan skywalker are left in the dark maybe thats what caused anikan to turn to the darkside

ITS TIME FOR ACTION

2005-07-01T17:57:00.000-07:00

The new genetically enhanced chickens are taking there toll on local farmers as they are to big to fit in the pens. they also eat the small and useless denfenceless chickens making the farmers very very sad. i say we overthrough the chicken overlord and destroy the chicken enemies. ITS TIME FOR ACTION

jessica

2005-07-01T17:31:00.000-07:00

this may be the most abnormal thing you have ever seen in your life but it is a true school picture. her name was jessica micmillan, and she liked to get 3 bigmacs and 4 quarter pounders after school each day. she had a horible disease. it was uncureable.

the only thing she could do was to go into hiding for the rest of her life. a sad end to a slighty bad tempered girl. I TAKE MY HATE OFF TO YOU JESSICA(crying)

in the start

2005-06-29T17:51:00.000-07:00

in the start there was a possum with a dream, A DREAM TO HAVE A DREAM. he ate many potatoes in his days upon this rock that we call earth. then he exploded BOOM